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Hillary Clinton Don’t Eat No Cat Fish!

Monday, September 24th, 2007

President Ass-hat, despite saying he wasn’t gonna comment, just couldn’t help himself and spoke up about how he think’s Hillary is going to win. Which means he does, in fact, watch the news. But this may be the dumbest thing the Internet has ever recorded.

Meanwhile, a senior White House official tells Sammon that Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, Clinton’s chief competitor for the nomination, is “capable” of winning the White House, but has shown an “intellectual laziness.”

Really? Calling a black man lazy. Will the GOP ever get out of the 1950’s? Not to mention this is coming from the White House of President Monkey-For-A-Head, who averaged C’s, never worked a day in his life, didn’t know that there were different kinds of Muslim’s, and traded away Sammy Sosa. (See, I can be petty, too.)

And then there’s this:

The RNC just shot off an email building on the slur. With the headline “Razzle Dazzle”, the email continues the theme that Obama is just another black fancy-pants with a slick smile and nice turn of phrase but either without the candle-power or stick-to-it-iveness to actually get things done.

“Chicago Star Obama Continues His All Show, No Substance Campaign With Event On Broadway,” the email begins.

What to expect next out of the RNC? Obama would be a better singer and tap dancer than president?

Yes’m, I sure do like me some fried chicken and watermelon!

Assholes.